Rules: Google your first name and the word needs. Put the phrase within quotation marks, i.e., “Your Name needs” and then press search.
Type in the first 10 results below or in your comment.
I googled my real name and this is what came up:
1. Baraka needs to understand
2. Baraka needs to jump in a well
3. Baraka needs to go on a diet
4. Baraka needs to follow them
5. Baraka needs to sort herself out
6. Baraka needs to put some bounce in her hair
7. Baraka needs more time
8. Baraka needs glasses
9. Baraka needs to change
10. Baraka needs more snakes
The funny thing is that I thought each one of these phrases today…except for #10.
I believe the correct number of snakes in my life to be exactly zero.
[HT: Hajar]
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February 17, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Nerda
Thank you for giving me something to do other than work. Nerda needs more distractions..
1. Nerda needs to get back to California
2. Nerda needs to be sown early to optimize yield
3. Nerda needs improved gauging and measurement
4. Nerda needs a dentist
5. Nerda needs your help
6. Nerda needs to be at the dance school soon
7. Nerda needs time
8. Nerda NEEDS to get one of these! *hinthint* [no idea what that's referring to, I was too scared to click the link, I think it may be dirty]
9. Nerda needs your help
10. Nerda needs some friends
February 17, 2009 at 6:35 pm
maximus mercury
tried posting a comment earlier asking for your prayers – for barakah in my time, action & thought. new challenges in life & a whole host of new fears, joys, preoccupations… life is totally different! pray for me if you have time!
February 17, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Haleem
LOL
We all need more time!
February 18, 2009 at 8:08 am
yasmine
baraka, you have ROCKING hair, and i don’t think it needs any more bounce! =)
one of my top google results: ‘yasmine needs a child psychotherapist.’ ha!
February 18, 2009 at 9:15 am
Mezba
Er, you don’t want to do “mezba needs” …
February 18, 2009 at 11:47 am
~W~
That’s really cool
So you were thinking about jumping in a well ?
February 18, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Safiyyah
Salaams Baraka:
Safiyyah needs prayers again (and again and again – too many times)
Safiyyah needs RM300,000 to undergo a liver transplant operation
Safiyyah needs to set up her asteroid to be self-sufficient (lol)
Safiyyah needs a magnifying glass for me (?)
I googled “Mezba needs” errrr … go see, Mezba!
February 21, 2009 at 12:43 pm
VARANGALI
My favorite: Varangali needs his nickname.
ws.